yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
nutella sex= disaster
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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