just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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