So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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