Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Farmville is her only friend.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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