do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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