I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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