nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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