how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.