White coat. Heels.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Dating After Heartbreak
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight