went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life