I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just googled if crying burns calories
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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