big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
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Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
then he tried to convert me to islam
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
tell me about the eggs
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