careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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