Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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