no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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