I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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