I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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