dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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