Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You ruined the universe
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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