Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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