Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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