I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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