ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You pole danced in your parka.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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