I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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