she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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