so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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