It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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