shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I checked into jail on foursquare
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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