Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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