I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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