Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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