i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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