i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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