So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I showed him my bush... on skype.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
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he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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