I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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