ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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