Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
is it fun? or sober?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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