is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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