me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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