My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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