He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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