I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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