Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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