I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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