Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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