Sacagawea was the original milf.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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