My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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