we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
This is my gift to your gina
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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