that's an acceptable place to lick
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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