just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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