i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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