OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
we're so committed to being not committed
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