yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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