Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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