I just threw up on my dentist
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
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you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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Have fun and good luck.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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