At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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