Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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