Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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Still dying that you shit outside
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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