Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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